howdy everyone...

So...it's been awhile. I know. I'm sure you guys miss me and my witty self...so I'm posting, yet again...another fun blog.

First let me start off by saying I rang in the New Year differently and well this year is all about me. On New Years Eve...while I spent it with friends...I also spent it by myself. At 11:20 p.m....I said to my friends, "Gotta go" and raced off to bring in the New Year by myself. I sat on my steps, drank some wine, counted down and said hooray! Jan. 1 at midnight is when my life started getting better. Plus...the next day (still the first), I went to see my cousin who was having a double mascetomy the next day and rang it in with her immediate family and myself. Not to mention...that I had so many black eyed peas...that I think I'm good to go for possibly several years after.

So New Year, new self (still losing weight and loving it--AND only 10 more pounds until I get into my sexy, black, hour-glass figure dress), new job and hopefully a possible love that wont screw me over.

Lets now talk about celebrities.
Can we get over the Chris Brown and Rihanna dibacle? Seriously...if this were some man beating on some woman in Dallas...the police would send her home and say they can't do anything and the man would be arrested for a couple of days and that would be that and he'd beat her again when he got home.

While I am against domestic violence and don't condone this type of behavior...(because trust me, if some guy ever tried to put his hand on me...I would shoot his balls with a paintball gun and then I'd possibly carve animal shapes into his eyebrows--okay...i really wouldn't carve shapes into someone's eyebrows...but i'm totally on with the shooting of the paintball gun). ANYWAYS...back to my point...while I'm totally against it...the boy told on himself and drove his own ass to jail. Isn't that decent of enough to say, "I need help, I have a problem"? None of us were there...not even the stoopid papparazzi...no one knows what truly went down. Leave them be and let them get help. And why is everyone so dang surprised that she got back with him. Read the statistics everyone! Most women/whatever go back to their beaters. Duh. Let's actually instead of saying that we don't respect Rihanna anymore and that we want to kill Chris Brown...let's be hopeful for them and say, "I hope you get this taken care of".

Jessica Simpson: Seriously guys? She's not fat. Yeah, she could have picked a better pair of pants...but the woman is supposedly a size 2. The average woman in AMERICA is a size 14. And a size 14 for most women is some meat on her bones (ie, boobs, butt, thighs that guys like to grip, etc). Seriously?

Michael Phelps: Okay...I've never done drugs in my life...but the boy did not become a swimmer to become a role model to crazy ass kids. He became a swimmer, b/c just like me writing is my favorite thing to do. Just like my friend Erin...ceramics is her favorite thing to do. Just like my friend Stace...her favorite thing to do is spectometry chemics. Michael Phelps favorite thing to do is swimming. You know who should be a role model? YOUR PARENTS! Get off his ass.

The Hudson River Pilot: Stop making him out to be a hero. Great he landed the plane in the river...and saved 150 or so lives...but what happens next year or five years from now when something could possibly go wrong. The F-in media are going to rip into him and his entire family and say shit. Just leave him be. It was a lucky day for everyone on that plane.

Octuplet Mom: I'm not even sure what to say about this. I think she's considerably irresponsible, but I'm not sure if her kids should get taken away...I'm glad I'm not a social worker...I could never do that to a mom....no matter how stupid she was.

Also...my main pet peeve of the month...if you have a crappy car that shakes when you drive it and doesn't start have the time or stalls... Don't drive your ass on the f-in freeway and cause a traffic jam on 75! Seriously? Take the rail.

My ideal HOV lane.

I told you this blog was random.

My ideal HOV lane would be ABOVE the freeway. It would be about six lanes and there would be exits for every other exit/street. If your ass (car) wasn't on the HOV lane and you had more than 2 people in it...I say...you need to get fined. Seriously...alleviate some traffic for the people who don't know anyone at their job/or can't carpool b/c they leave too early and make it easier for us.

Okay...I'm done ranting. I'm sure I'll have something later. : )

Hope this was decent enough. : D